Breakfast Burrito Kit

Name: Breakfast Burrito Kit
Ingredients: 1 pound breakfast sausage; 1 pound thin bacon; 2 jalapenos, seeded and finely diced; 1 medium onion, finely diced; 1 red bell pepper, finely diced; 24 eggs; 1/4 cup half-and-half; 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt; Several dashes hot sauce; Freshly ground black pepper; 2 cups grated Cheddar Jack; 24 small whole wheat tortillas (fajita size; if they don't have whole wheat in this small size, buy regular); 1 jar salsa; 2 to 3 cups grated Cheddar Jack, for topping