Samoan Minced Steak Recipe

Name: Samoan Minced Steak Recipe
Ingredients: • 500g (1lb) minced beef. your choice of which part of the beast you get this from.; • 1 egg, beaten.; • 1 slice stale bread, torn into small pieces. fresh bread works just as well but all the class acts say “stale” bread so now you have to make stale bread.; • scant ¼ cup (80g) black olives, chopped; to taste.; • scant ¼ cup (80g) fresh mushrooms. thin sliced; to taste.; • ½ stalk celery, tough strings removed, chopped fine.; • ½ tsp paprika.; • 1 tiny pinch nutmeg. really make this small or it will bite you.; • 1 pinch italian seasoning, to taste.; • 1 small clove garlic, finally diced.