Gang Green Guacamole

Name: Gang Green Guacamole
Ingredients: 2 good-sized ripe Haas avocados, peeled and cut into chunks; 2 ripe tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and cut into chunks (as finding nice tomatoes in the middle of winter is about as easy as kicking a 54-yard field goal into the wind, you can substitute a can of top-quality Italian tomatoes); 1 bunch scallions, white part only, sliced and diced; 1 7-ounce can peeled green chiles, drained, seeded, and finely chopped; 4 ounces bacon, fried to a crisp and crumbled; 1/2 lime