Cold Winter Vegetable Noodle Salad

Name: Cold Winter Vegetable Noodle Salad
Ingredients: 2 Large Handfuls Shredded Curly Kale; 2 Chestnut Mushrooms; 3 Brussels Sprouts; 2 Salad Onions; 1 Small Carrot; 1 Nest Medium Egg Noodles; 2 teaspoons Mirin; 2 teaspoons Runny Honey; 2 teaspoons Toasted Sesame Oil; 3 teaspoons Dark Soy Sauce