Cheaters Chicken Pho

Name: Cheater's Chicken Pho
Ingredients: For the Soup; 1 3 lb chicken (giblets removed, patted dry with paper towels); 6 whole green onions, halved; 1 1 inch piece of ginger, crushed; 6 whole cloves; Salt; 2 tablespoons fish sauce; 16 ounces rice vermicelli or bean thread noodles; For the Table Salad; 1 shallot, thinly sliced and fried; 1/2 cup cilantro, coarsely chopped; 1/2 cup whole basil leaves; 1/2 cup whole mint leaves; 1/2 cup thinly sliced green onions; 1 cup mung bean sprouts; 1-2 jalapeños, sliced into thin rings; Lime wedges; Hoisin, sambal, and fish sauce