Chili For Grownups

Name: Chili For Grownups
Ingredients: Beef; 1 Onion; 2 Carrots; 3 pounds Beef Chuck Roast; 2 Celery stalks; 1 packet Onion Soup Mix; Chili; 2 Chopped Onions; 3 Chopped Garlic Cloves; 2 Cans of Diced Tomato; 1 Bottle of a Dark Beer; 1 cup Strong Coffee or Espresso; 2 Cans Tomato Paste; 14 ounces Beef Broth; .25 cups Brown Sugar; 3.5 tablespoons Chili Powder; 1 tablespoon Cumin; 1 tablespoon Unsweetened Dark Chocolate (shaved); 1 teaspoon Oregano; 1 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper; 1 teaspoon Ground Coriander Seeds; 1 teaspoon Salt; 3 Cans of Beans; 4 Jalapeños